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They did it, they fucking did it.

holyfducjk

HISTORY

holy shit!

can someone explain this to me

Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale told, all unsold copies of it were buried in a pit in New Mexico. A documentary film crew has just unearthed the stash, proving the legend true.

I don’t think people fully grasp just how awful it was. This one game, by the sheer merit of its unmatched shittiness, destroyed the video game and console market so thoroughly that the at home video game nearly went the way of the 8-track player.

It was literally so awful that it nearly changed the entire course of technology.

how can a video game possibly be that bad

goddamn millennials

personal dumbness ahoy!

I wish I had a moirail. I am in need of many shooshes and solid paps. :(

Also, I don’t want to dump cold water on myself to donate money I don’t have to a thing that promotes the killing of babies for research purposes.

I also hate conflict.

Why this? :(

I also feel like a terrible person for feeling this way. I finally got a full time job, I can actually support myself, and have crazy awesome hair, and I’m over here like, ‘uhhh I don’t have a ring yet. Let’s definitely freak out about whether he really loves me or not. That sounds perfect.’

andillwriteyouatragedy:

guardians of the galaxy + text posts (x)

toastyhat:

redasatomato:

I may be doing it wrong, but when I saw “Ironbound” on the list of AUs, Jade’s Ironlass outfit came to mind, and it went downhill from there. Jade Harley, CEO/Head of Harley Industries seems to have a nice ring to it though.

Where are the notably absent Secretary and Chauffeur? Why is Dave wearing Rose’s outfit? What will our heroes do next? Find out next on Ironbound.

…That’s pretty open-ended, right? Nudge nudge wink wink?

I literally can’t deal with how great this is.
Dave in a secretary uniform is all I’ve ever wanted from life I just didn’t know it. Bless you redasatomato.

You do know that the wage gap has been disproved numerous times again and again right? I understand that colbert is making a joke, but seriously propagating that made up statistic is really disconcerting.
Anonymous

If you understood it was a joke, why worry? But hey, I’ll publish your ask for educational purposes. For the…. few people that actually see my blog. :p

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All from Ingrid’s Notes on Wordpress, direct link here.

thank the lord oh my

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I will love you forever for this, thank you so much

morsly:

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

wtftimmy:

OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!